Le Stupidest Story

[Wolf Herrmann]

Heh, my favorite spam game from and old board.
Two rules:
1) Follow the rules of the board
2) Wait for at least one post before you post again.

K, the object of this game is to create the most random series of events that our portagonist, Frenchie, must survive through. This story is built one sentence at a time, with three sentences max per post.

I will not start things off, as when I get random I get REALLY random. I've had people on PCP telling me I was weird.

So, swing away!

[Dincht]

Once upon a time in a far away place.....

[Wolf Herrmann]

(Yes, it's supposed to make your head hurt.)

Sulk which it should do as that holy hand grenade which have decided to go away to the town of outta of dance of dance of the party and dance in Frenchie, a little was.

[Yusagi]

But that name was really hard to squeeze onto signs, so most of the citizens called the town Frenchie grew up in, 'Shortsville'.